Body Image Contemplators Gifts

"Gotta be an implant."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

wattle covers

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Hey, great ab!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Publish Your Weight Machine for Celebrities

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"