Body Image Contemplators Gifts

"Gotta be an implant."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Hey, great ab!"

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

Publish Your Weight Machine for Celebrities

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"