Body Image Ponderer Gifts

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'I always lose weight in the wrong places.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Nice haircut."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Hey, great ab!"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I hate her...'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

"Gotta be an implant."

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

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My routine.

"So have we given up completely on the idea of the full monty?"

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'