Body Image Ponderer Mugs

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'I always lose weight in the wrong places.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Nice haircut."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Hey, great ab!"

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I hate her...'

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"Gotta be an implant."

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

"So have we given up completely on the idea of the full monty?"

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

My routine.

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."

"Do these stripes make me look fat?"