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'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Me when by BDD shows up

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Hey, great ab!"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

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"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"Gotta be an implant."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."