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'He's not really my type Mum, but he makes me look slimmer.'

"Hey, great ab!"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

My thighs touch because they in love

'There is no difference between being fat and jolly and paunchy and out of shape.'

'If he takes a shine to you, you'll come out looking like his wife. If not - one of his exes.'

Max supplements his income by working as a shill for a plastic surgeon.

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

Cheap Liposuction.

Alice in Wonderland holding silicone implants.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Honey, be honest...does this outfit make my butt look small?'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."