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'He's not really my type Mum, but he makes me look slimmer.'

"Hey, great ab!"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Good morning, Frank. Ernie? You're all chiseled and buff and handsome. But I'm always all chiseled and buff and handsome. Look at yourself. This is incredible! It will change everything! Speaking of changes...The art department is fixing their mistake. Oh well, Ernie. It's what's inside that matters. You mean my morning doughnut?

My thighs touch because they in love

'There is no difference between being fat and jolly and paunchy and out of shape.'

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

'If he takes a shine to you, you'll come out looking like his wife. If not - one of his exes.'

Max supplements his income by working as a shill for a plastic surgeon.

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

Cheap Liposuction.

Alice in Wonderland holding silicone implants.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Honey, be honest...does this outfit make my butt look small?'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Me when by BDD shows up

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'