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Dog with an eating disorder

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"Hey, great ab!"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

'I hate her...'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

'The word is 'hubby', not 'tubby'.'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

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A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

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"Gotta be an implant."