Body Image Conscious Pillows

wattle covers

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Aging Problems

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Too Skinny, Too Fat

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Me when by BDD shows up

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"Hey, great ab!"

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I hate her...'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'