Body Image Pillows

What men and women see when they look in the mirror.

'Just when I thought menopause couldn't get any worse, my husband shaves off his mustache. Now, I'm the only one in the house with one.'

"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."

'I envy your metabolism.'

"They tell me I have pretty feet and I'd like to see them."

'I hate her...'

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Shut up. You could use an Empire waist, too!"

'Do these wings make my bum look big?'

'No, your eyes are perfect, but fake glasses would sure make you look smarter.'

Out of condition man in front of mirror which makes him look slim.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Woman stands on scales which have two categories: Too Skinny / Too Fat.

Orange worrying about cellulite.

'Honey, you need to put away those fashion magazines and put on some weight!'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Does my bum look big in this'

Same Planet, Different Worlds.

'Don't weigh yourself, mum - we like to see you happy!'

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

'In the last 26 years, I've lost 2143 pounds. Unfortunately, in the same period I've gained 2187 pounds!'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

Belly reflection

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'...The government's new secret weapon in the war against obesity'

"I hate the way I look in a bathing suit."

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."

"Jen finally embraces 'that stubborn belly fat.' "

"I used to hate my body. Now, instead, I hate the forces that conspire to make me hate my body."

"It keeps me from obsessing about my body."

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Dress Size Negative One

'Do I climb it or wax it?'