Body Image Awareness Advocates Gifts

Dog with an eating disorder

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

wattle covers

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"Hey, great ab!"

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'I hate her...'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'The word is 'hubby', not 'tubby'.'

Life drawing class.

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."