Body Image Awareness Gifts

'Yo-yo diet Barbie! - Inflates to twice original size.'

'Be honest Adam, do these leaves make me look fat?'

'How much do you weigh?'

"This time they've totally gone too far."

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

Size 8 or Less

"She should have taken the tissues out of the box."

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

"Hmmm. . . I need to lose some weight. . ."

"Great. This'll go straight to my hips."

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."

Woman visits a dietitian and comes out a skeleton.

"Be honest, does my sacrum look big in this?"

'Be honest, honey. Does this dressing make my butt look big?'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Does this pen make me look fat?"

The Slim Reaper

Publish Your Weight Machine for Celebrities

Dress Size Negative One.

'Your friend, I hope she's not overweight.'

Liposuction Clinic.

"Everything I eat goes to my tail."

"Developing a layer of insulating fat isn't as easy as it sounds."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

wattle covers

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'