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'Oh no, my diet plan's gone pear-shaped!'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Me when by BDD shows up

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Hey, great ab!"

'I hate her...'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"Gotta be an implant."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

This team wouldn't intimidate kindergarteners. Stand up straight! Let me rephrase that. Standing up straight makes you look ten pounds lighter! That's soo sexist! And depressingly true.

"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'