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'I hate her...'

Cosmetic surgery on TV screen - 'Quick! My breasts are on TV...'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'...The government's new secret weapon in the war against obesity'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

"I just uploaded a selfie and now I've been banned for posting a naked female!"

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

"Do these stripes make me look fat?"

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.'

Paperdoll with skeleton.

Gok Wan

'You're lucky. You can eat all you want because stripes make you look thinner.'

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

Beggar with sign - 'Breast Enlargements To Support'.

Jane and Tim. Fat stars who should diet. Thin stars who should eat.

'...you are not anorexic.'

"Thanks, but we don't eat."

'Mind if I don't sit with you, Roger? I'd like to get some sun.'

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

Dumbstruck - 'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Because that's the part I'm suddenly self-conscious about."

"Oh no, I’ve got love candles."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

wattle covers

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Scales