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'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Do these pants make my bum look fat?'

'What a surprise seeing you here. Having your ‘before' picture taken?'

A thin cricket batsman

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

wattle covers

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Me when by BDD shows up

"Hey, great ab!"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

Life drawing class.

"Gotta be an implant."

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

Publish Your Weight Machine for Celebrities

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

'How much do you weigh?'