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'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Privates Beach"

wattle covers

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

Breast Height Chart

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Hey, great ab!"

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

'No luggage.'

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

The abominable snow-woman

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"I liked the scale better before we leveled the floor. It read ten pounds lighter on a slant."