Body Image Activist Mugs

This team wouldn't intimidate kindergarteners. Stand up straight! Let me rephrase that. Standing up straight makes you look ten pounds lighter! That's soo sexist! And depressingly true.

Sorry, Madam, I don't think we have a changing room in your size.

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

wattle covers

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Scales

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Me when by BDD shows up

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

Wearing bras in 2020.

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

Woman and scales.

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

"Hey, great ab!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'I hate her...'

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

Life drawing class.