Body Image Awareness Advocate Mugs

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

I'll take it!

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Critisize your weight.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

wattle covers

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Aging Problems

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

Scales

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Girl's weight issues.

Fat fairy

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.