Respect Promoter Pillows

The Golden Rule applies to both sides of the counter/desk.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"All rise."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'Say, please.'

Make love not war

Politeness opens doors

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"But first, our national anthem."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Will work for recognition.

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

Archers.

"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

What about the company car you promised?

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."