Respect Promoter Gifts

The Golden Rule applies to both sides of the counter/desk.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"All rise."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Make love not war

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Say, please.'

Politeness opens doors

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

"But first, our national anthem."

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

Will work for recognition.

"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

What about the company car you promised?

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."