Promo Promoters Gifts

'Please take this flyer.'

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Make love not war

Club DJ.

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

An honesty of agents

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

"Narrative play is dead."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

Rapunzel on prom night.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Trucker advertises his podcast.

What about the company car you promised?

Business Cards.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'