
"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"
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"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"
'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'
"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"
Where your mind & battle are los
At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.
Butterfly Woman
Killer Executive Suits.
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
'How fast can you hype?'
"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."
'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'
"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."
'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'
'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'
Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.
Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!
"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."
We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.
"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."
Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.
"Women Supporting Women!"
Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.
'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'
Work/Life Balance
'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'
The adoration of the gels.
Bo're'droom
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"
'How can we solve this problem by eating?'
'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'
'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'
'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'
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