Publicity Pro Gifts

'But I'm too big to faile ... without being in the news.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"National security adviser"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Important Food Groups

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I go that extra mile!"

Information...political rhetoric

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."