Publicity Pro T-Shirts

'But I'm too big to faile ... without being in the news.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"National security adviser"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Important Food Groups

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Information...political rhetoric

"I go that extra mile!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.