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"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'That's my boy...'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Violinist.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Tip my boy."

Artistic Licence.

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Orchestra

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.