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"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Take a bow!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Violinist.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."