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Titian

Artistic Licence.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Framed Lady

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'You could do that.' I did

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Diego Velasquez

'Are you done yet?'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Francoise Gilot

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Tip my boy."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'