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"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Rage.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I love your work!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Artistic Licence.

'Bon Bons Away!'

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Titian

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

'It was gravity after this point.'

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'Why I personally dislike certain teachers.'

"Get me the coast.

"If I acquire tech skills, I'll be too valuable to be someone's Thanksgiving feast."

Canada's longest running movie house.

"He's been on a power trip since his fantasy stock portfolio outperformed Warren Buffett's actual portfolio."

"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."