Projection Prodigy Mugs

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Rage.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I love your work!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Artistic Licence.

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

'Bon Bons Away!'

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Titian

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

'It was gravity after this point.'

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

'Why I personally dislike certain teachers.'

"Get me the coast.

"If I acquire tech skills, I'll be too valuable to be someone's Thanksgiving feast."

"Is this your first foray into self-publishing?"

Canada's longest running movie house.

"He's been on a power trip since his fantasy stock portfolio outperformed Warren Buffett's actual portfolio."