Presentation Prodigy Mugs

"'What I Did on My Summer Vacation,' by special arrangement with the New Jersey State Police."

'Why I personally dislike certain teachers.'

'Flamboyance aside, he's still a damn fine sales manager.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Presentation skills.

Around here it got a little tricky...