Presentation Prodigy Prints

"'What I Did on My Summer Vacation,' by special arrangement with the New Jersey State Police."

'Why I personally dislike certain teachers.'

'Flamboyance aside, he's still a damn fine sales manager.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Presentation skills.

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Around here it got a little tricky...

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'