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Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

'That's what I call a selfportrait!'

'Okay if I scratch my nose?'

She finally let him paint her in the nude.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

Portrait

Francois Clouet

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

The Sculptor

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

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Lumiere brothers caricature

Elizabeth II

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Mitch McConnell

The caricature of Dorian Gray

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'