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Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Just sit still. You don't need to keep saying "cheese" over and over.

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

'That's what I call a selfportrait!'

'I'm afraid you blinked on that one.'

'Okay if I scratch my nose?'

She finally let him paint her in the nude.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

"Shall I paint you less old and wrinkly?"

Portrait

Francois Clouet

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

The Sculptor

El Greco

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'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Lumiere brothers caricature

Elizabeth II

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Rembrandt's Selfies

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'