Portrait Artist Enthusiast Gifts

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Caricatures $20"

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Francoise Gilot

El Greco

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Family Portrait Abuse.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Elizabeth II

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Clown Painting in Museum

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Painter's Duel.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Rembrandt's Selfies

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Artistic Licence.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."