Portrait Painter Gifts

Kate Nickleby sitting to Miss La Creevy

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom

Portrait of a cat

Portraits $25

"Instead of complaining about the weather, try thinking of something to paint inside."

"You've captured the business side of me, but it doesn't say loving family man and generous friend."

"...And my fee is doubled if there's a diagnosis of ADHD."

Trying to raise a smile.

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'How much longer.'

Portrait of a giraffe

'I'm afraid I'm hopeless at feet!'

"Now, what we want you to catch is his great wisdom, cool insight, steel will, burning devotion, indomitable courage, passionate regard for truth, love of children, organizational genius..."

'Mind a little constructive criticism?'

Artist adds extra canvas for his model's nose.

'Of course, in real life, no one looks like this.'

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

The Art Student.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Cariactures

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)