Portrait Painting Gifts

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

Art for Art's Sake.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Painter's Duel.

Painter.

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

'This isn't working -- I keep sweating into my paint.'

'This isn't working -- I keep sweating into my paint.'

'You can't quit now -- I'm almost done!'

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

The Painter.

Painting.

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"And, for Heaven's sake, Harold, try to capture the real me!"

Francoise Gilot

Life Drawing Class

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Caricatures $20"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Are you done yet?'

The Sculptor

Family Portrait Abuse.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Great photo."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.