Portrait Drawing Gifts

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Eddie is a very ambitious child.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

An empty chair sits in front of an artist's easel equipped with a mirror; a nearby sign reads "Self Portraits $10."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Caricatures $20"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Are you done yet?'

The Sculptor

Francoise Gilot

"Great photo."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Family Portrait Abuse.

Elizabeth II

Painter's Duel.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Artistic Licence.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"