Portrait Photography Gifts

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Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Caricatures $20"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

The Sculptor

'Are you done yet?'

"Great photo."

Francoise Gilot

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

El Greco

Family Portrait Abuse.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Artistic Licence.

Painter's Duel.

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature