Portrait Photography Pillows

Photogenic.

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Framed Lady

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Caricatures $20"

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

The Sculptor

'Are you done yet?'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Family Portrait Abuse.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Francoise Gilot

"Great photo."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

El Greco

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Artistic Licence.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Painter's Duel.

Rembrandt's Selfies