Portraiture Pillows

'He really captured her in this one.'

"I love portraiture but my true calling is aerial photography."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Excellent my dear, but perhaps a tad more mystery.'

'I like it, but is it Art?'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

Two Canvas Portrait

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

'Ooh, that's better!'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Yousuf Karsh.

Cariactures

Artist's model posing for a painting through an easel.

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Hold still - almost done."

Self-portraits

"It's a remarkable portrait, the eye's just seem to follow you around the room!"

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"Shall I paint you less old and wrinkly?"

Painter avoids painting a pretty woman's ugly legs.

Self-Portrait

"Make me look like more of a people person, you paint-slinging nitwit."

Dreaming of an angel.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Artist

The Sculptor

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

'You're messing with my head.'

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Damn it, I am looking pleasant!"

"Caricatures $20"