Portraiture Gifts

'He really captured her in this one.'

"I love portraiture but my true calling is aerial photography."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Excellent my dear, but perhaps a tad more mystery.'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

Two Canvas Portrait

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

'Ooh, that's better!'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Cariactures

Artist's model posing for a painting through an easel.

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Hold still - almost done."

Self-portraits

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Painter avoids painting a pretty woman's ugly legs.

Self-Portrait

Dreaming of an angel.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Artist

The Sculptor

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

'You're messing with my head.'

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Damn it, I am looking pleasant!"

"Caricatures $20"

A shirtless old man with a crucifix necklace

Side portrait of a man

Mitch McConnell

The Tracing School of Portraiture

"Interesting. You're becoming a landscape."