Portrait Art Gifts

A smiling man in a hat

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Don't make my nose too big!'

'Mind a little constructive criticism?'

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Framed Lady

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Diego Velasquez

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Caricatures $20"

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Are you done yet?'

The Sculptor

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Francoise Gilot

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Great photo."

Family Portrait Abuse.

El Greco

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Artistic Licence.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

"now let's try one without the tusks."