Portrait Artistry Gifts

Artistic Licence.

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Framed Lady

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Diego Velasquez

"Caricatures $20"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Are you done yet?'

The Sculptor

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Francoise Gilot

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

El Greco

Family Portrait Abuse.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Painter's Duel.

You're my Mona Lisa.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Rembrandt's Selfies

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.