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Artistic Licence.

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Framed Lady

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Caricatures $20"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Are you done yet?'

The Sculptor

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Francoise Gilot

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

El Greco

Family Portrait Abuse.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Painter's Duel.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Rembrandt's Selfies

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.