Portrait Painting T-Shirts

Art for Art's Sake.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Painter's Duel.

Painter.

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

'This isn't working -- I keep sweating into my paint.'

'This isn't working -- I keep sweating into my paint.'

'You can't quit now -- I'm almost done!'

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

The Painter.

Painting.

"And, for Heaven's sake, Harold, try to capture the real me!"

Francoise Gilot

Life Drawing Class

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Diego Velasquez

"Caricatures $20"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

The Sculptor

'Are you done yet?'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Great photo."

Family Portrait Abuse.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"