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"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"That's a portrait photographer. He take youies."

"This painting really speaks to me."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'...Sir Rupert died trying to conquer a lady of the night.'

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

'How much longer can I hold this pose?'

Lucien Freud

An Honest Painting Of Cromwell.

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'I shall never forget Roger.'

'Are you done yet?'

'It's the spitting image of his mother.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

'How much longer.'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"The agency did explain that there would be nudity involved, am I not correct?"

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

A rare Picasso family photo.

Woman who is disappointed with her appearance in a photograph

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Framed Lady

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez