Portrait Photographer T-Shirts

"That's a portrait photographer. He take youies."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Photographer climbing inside the camera.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Candid Camera store.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Framed Lady

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Caricatures $20"

Diego Velasquez

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'