Portrait Photographer Prints

"That's a portrait photographer. He take youies."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Photographer climbing inside the camera.

Yousuf Karsh.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Cariactures

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Candid Camera store.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Framed Lady

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

All the apps hidden within a phone

Fall on a desert island

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Sistine Selfie

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"