Portrait Artist T-Shirts

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Excellent my dear, but perhaps a tad more mystery.'

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"That's all I can remember. He had a pimple."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Two Canvas Portrait

'Don't give me any wrinkles.'

Painter avoids painting a pretty woman's ugly legs.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'I'm sorry Jake,,, I'm starving to death, my hair's a mess, and I just don't feel like posing anymore,'

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

'Sorry about this but I'm hopeless at feet.'

'How much longer can I hold this pose?'

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Dreaming of an angel.

Economy Portrait

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Excuse me. . . would you like one of you all together?"

"I wanted a portrait - not a caricature!!"

"I'll try not to make it too much of a likeness."

Cariactures

"I can't wait to see my portrait."

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"I'm not easy to draw."

"Caricatures $20"

"Interesting. You're becoming a landscape."

"Here it comes!"

Artistic Licence.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Family Portrait Abuse.