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'It would help if you took this portrait seriously, Your Majesty.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

The Sculptor

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

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