Portrait Painting Admirer Pillows

'It would help if you took this portrait seriously, Your Majesty.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Framed Lady

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Joe Biden

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Mimi's final scene

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Diego Velasquez

Kultural K9's.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Move, Gary."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

The Sculptor

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat