Portrait Admirers Pillows

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

Shell Fire

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

The Sculptor

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Elizabeth II

Alexei Kosygin

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Starbucks Siren

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Mitch McConnell

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

AUGUSTUS JOHN

I told you not to touch its belly.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'I like it, but is it Art?'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.